Namagofuckyourself.

mychemicaltoast:

*runs into room* YOU TREAT ME JUUST LIIIKE *rips down ceiling fan* ANOOTHER STRAANGERRR *kicks chair* WELL ITS NICE *punches you in the face* TO MEET YOU SIR *knees you in the crotch* I GUESS I’LL GO *snaps your neck* I’LL BEST BE ON MY WAY OUT *walks away with explosion behind me*

(via ohmyhayleywilliams)

This one time, I was drinking a bottle of water in my room and saw a tiny little bug on the bed next to me. Instead of getting a shoe or something, I panicked and dumped the entire bottle of water all over my bed, hoping to drown the bug. I’m not so good with ideas.

rogha:

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.
alexzgaskarth:

signing in stockholm 18/2 

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via imortulhd)

lesquidasaurus:

Infamous cat

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via damnbbygirlustr8)

kekokiri:

It’s amazing how a group of 8 nerds who you may have never met can take away any bad feelings with one 15 minute video of them being idiots in a video game.

Amazing but very effective.

(via immortalnat)

delsinsbutt:

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